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Chinese Student Came and Went

A Chinese student died spanking it to porn at a sperm bank. From the DailyMail here: A Chinese medical student died of a heart attack while looking at a ‘sexy magazine’ in a sperm bank – on his fourth...

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The Reality of Saint Michael Brown

Thugs gonna thug.

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Rapper Big Paybacc Shot in McDonald’s Walk-by

What? A fat Rapper got shot in a walkby at a McDonalds while he was stuffing his face with McRibs? The Hell You Say! But it’s true. Pot smoking, misogynistic, “gangsta” rapper Big Paybacc got 5 McRib...

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That SOC Guy I Got Fired

When I was a cyber security consultant for a previous job, I had to travel to Connecticut to work for a few days helping a large Insurance company adopt and operationalize our product. In most...

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Chick-Fil-A Hater Now On Foodstamps

Remember Adam Smith? He used to be the Chief Financial Officer of Vante, a corporation in the Tucson area. He berated a Chick-Fil-A employee to make a viral video that got himself fired. Now destitute,...

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Gay TSA Agents Fondle Travelers

TSA agents in Denver conspired together to allow a gay TSA agent to fondle whomever he thought was sexy.  Some would rightly call it sexual assault by the Federal Government.  No word on whether the...

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Reason 141 to HomeSchool: Christian Private School Teachers Get Horny Too

Meet Amber Anderson. She is just 27, but looks 34. After working hard in college, she got a job as a Christian private school teacher for math and almost immediately started stuffing her vagina full of...

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Child Pr0n Lover Jared from Subway

Jared Fogle was a pervert who trafficked in Child Pr0n and had sex with underage prostitutes. This is the worst news for a fast food conglomerate like Subway since that time the Hamburgler attempted...

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Security Bigmouth Gets Fired From Own Company

When you work for someone or form a business with others and then go around wildly claiming that you can make airplanes fall from the sky by the skills of your own hacking prowess, you shouldn’t be...

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The Complete Destruction of Blockbuster

This video does a great job talking about the rise and fall of Blockbuster Video from thousands of stores to less than a dozen today. Blundering mistakes, bad leadership, and bad decision making...

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GrubHub Dun Goofed!

Yes the election was contentious, but people need to learn how to separate their emotions from business. The stupid CEO of GrubHub, Matt Maloney, sent a staff-wide email telling Trump supporters to...

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The Tears of a Failure

The Clinton machine is now gone. All those foreign countries and companies that donated to the Clinton Foundation in order to get special favors are going to wish they could get their money back. On...

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Packetsled CEO Threatens to Assassinate Trump

If you ever thought you had to be smart to be a CEO of a cybersecurity startup, you were wrong. Just look at Matt Harrigan of the packet capture company Packetsled. He took to social media the other...

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Journalists Go Ballistic Over New Skype Format for Press Secretary

Once upon a time if you worked your ass off in journalism, spoke “truth to power” and made a name for yourself on TV or with a real expose’ in a national publication, and earned a couple of awards, you...

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Trump Fired Comey

The democrats who were so upset that Comey had interfered with the election of Hillary Clinton and demanded that Obama fire him before the election are now outraged that Trump has removed him from his...

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Huma Abedin No Loner Eating Shit Sandwiches For Reals!

Huma Abedin has broken with the standard Democrat Wife trend of standing by her man and eating giant shit sandwiches while her husband runs around on her with other women like Hillary. And this time...

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Took a While, But Roseanne is Still Crazy

Roseanne Barr is still batshit crazy. Everyone was surprised when she came out as an avid Trump supporter, but I remember how she dressed up as Hitler for a magazine and burned gingerbread Jews in an...

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Peak 2018: Neckbearded Vape Shop Clerk Loses Mind over Trump Shirt

The hatred some people have for Trump has really turned into a mental disorder. The video below shows two guys in a Vape Shop, which sounds like the opening of a joke- one guy wears a Trump Tshirt and...

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We are 4 Days Away From Empty Pumps

This past week, the Colonial Pipeline, which serves gasoline from Texas to New York, disconnected itself when it was ravaged by a Ransomware attack, and they reportedly paid the hackers 5 Million in...

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